"I get it, you caught the scent of a lesser stag in your nostrils."
peter: my name's peter quill, but you might know me by another name
peter: *whips on sunglasses* bert macklin, fbi
Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should
Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”